One more day of rationalization

"So where will you be when you watch the ball drop?"
"Did I ever say I was going to?"
"Isn't that what you usually do?"
"Have you ever seen me still awake by midnight?"
"Do you ever remember anything after midnight?"
"Hmmm...do you have any resolutions?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"........do you think I smoke too much?"
"Do you think either one of us is going to make an effort to drink less?"
"Do you think that either one of us is ready for change, be it good or bad?"
"........no. But we have to."

A Short List

Four black and white films from the 1990's that everyone should see. (this means you):

Clerks, Kafka, Dead Man, and π