12.09.2007

whiskey: the ultimate catalyst

Sometimes I am looking for items of importance that I lost or misplaced. Other times I am wondering what I lost or misplaced. Sometimes I misplace my apartment. I need to hire a guard that won't let me out of my apartment under any circumstances, the only trouble being how am I to make the income to pay such a person. Sometimes I swear, if I were a human torch, Eugene would go up in flames. Other times I wonder who would even notice.

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