The little man's rules of dating girls.

1) Don't go out on a date with a girl you have never met before.
2) Don't kiss a girl you have never met before.
3) You are not allowed to kiss a girl until you have been on 17 dates.
4) It's okay to marry a girl after you have been on 18 dates.
5) In order for any of the rules to count, first you have to go through me. I'm not saying that it needs to be okay with me. I mean that you have to beat me one on one in a wrestling match.